dying like a shooting star
jenny. student. english.
i live a dan feuerriegel / marina & the diamonds / tom wlaschiha appreciation life. (more)
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"If you can't run, walk. If you can't walk, crawl. And if you can't crawl..."
"You find someone to carry you.".
“one of the most intense battles takes place in the middle of a river, with a huge troll i never saw coming.”
posted 15 hours ago
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Let’s be honest… I’ll only be seeing Snow White and the Huntsman to revel in Charlize Theron’s BAMFness and maybe soak in dirty huntsman Hemsworth.
So Gillian's watching The Tribe...
- Gillian: srsly were none of these children doing a hairdressing degree at college?
- Gillian: LOL SOME OF THEM ARE HITCHING A LIFT ON THE CAR WITH THEIR ROLLER BLADE
- Gillian: why have they gone facepaint MENTAL? oh my parents are dead i know what will help, orange facepaint.
- Gillian: green stripes are a balm for the soul.
- Gillian: THEY HAVE A MAN EATING COW
- Gillian: oh no they lost chloe. oh they found chloe.
- Gillian: wow lex is a doucheschnozzle
- Gillian: AAAAND the girl is a tard. 'oh LEX /SOBS ON HIS PENIS/' oh god ugly redhead chick SELENE. SHOULD HAVE DIED. SEVERAL SEASONS EARLIER. why has she drawn a monobrow on. beat the CRAP OUT OF LEX LOCOS. AEAEAAAAADSOIHGIWR. silver face people.
- Gillian: ooh the silver face people are COOL.
- Gillian: AAAND ELVIS HAS ENTERED THE SHOPPING MALL
- Gillian: lex was a fittie tho
posted 18 hours ago
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(817): Where are you? I hear fireworks and you’ve gone missing. I’m sure that is not coincidence.
